Beauty of the Universe II - Colors
You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:gay opera dubstep vampire
- sweden's host: hello lena!
- graham norton: UGH
- graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
- graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
- germany's host: we're having so much fun!
- graham norton: speak for yourself lena
what I imagine a vagina looks like
thats right we have a big iron hook to stab you with
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
“IT’S SO FREAKING CATCHY!”
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
THAT DOSENT HAPPEN SHUT UP
Aww I want the Dragonite! So cutePokemon Photos from Tokyo - Dragonite Swampert Axew Hydreigon Garchomp plushie crane game
