You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:
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- sweden's host: hello lena!
- graham norton: UGH
- graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
- graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
- germany's host: we're having so much fun!
- graham norton: speak for yourself lena
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my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
THAT DOSENT HAPPEN SHUT UP